Hands off Sherlock, Adler.
John's been cock-blocked once too often.
It's a problem.
He needs some some-some.
Poor old fellow,
Sherlock's just a bit dense
when it comes to sexual tension.
He could use a lesson or two.
Chorus:
Because here's the thing:
though neither of them wears a ring,
they're meant to be together.
And I mean forever.
So keep your mindgames to yourself,
and we'll drink to your health.
But take one step out of line
and bitch your ass is mine.
Chorus
Oh John, hang in there, buddy.
I've been running a bath for you two
and the water's getting sudsy.
Don't worry, you've got no need for jealousy-
pretty soon Adler will only be a memory.
Which reminds me, until then:
Hands off Sherlock, Adler.
John's been cock-blocked once too often.
It's a problem.
He needs some some-some.
Chorus
So keep your mindgames to yourself,
and we'll drink to your health.
But take one step out of line
and bitch your ass is mine.
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