I've got a rubber band that I snap
when I think about you inappropriately.
My wrist is usually red,
because dammit you're so sexy.
Lately I've been working up the courage
to ask you out for coffee,
but it's terrifying-
because why would you go out with me?
I'm just your gunman-
Not even your wingman.
You probably only know me as Mr. Moran,
but Jim I long to hear you call me... Sebastian.
You're a master villain-
the greatest criminal mind I've ever seen.
And you're so attractive,
you've got that 'mad genius' thing going on for you, I mean...
I'm just a marksman,
so how can I compare?
A talented assassin,
but take away my gun and what is there?
So though I wish that we were mating,
or at least dating,
it's all so intimidating...
Because I'm just your gunman-
Not even your wingman.
You probably only know me as Mr. Moran,
but Jim I long to hear you call me Sebastian.
I've got a rubber band that I snap
when I think about you inappropriately.
My wrist is usually red,
because dammit you're so sexy.
I've got a rubber band that I snap snap snap snap snap.
Sebby sebby sebby
pay attention to me,
the name i've made for myself
I'd like for you to share with me,
oh Sebby sebby sebby
pay attention to me.
You've been working so hard for me,
I must admit I love your loyalty.
But take some time off
for you to cool down,
Cuz babe you're so hot
with your Kalashnikov.
I need to settle down.
I need you to settle down with me.
Sebby sebby sebby
pay attention to me,
the name i've made for myself
I'd like for you to share with me,
oh Sebby sebby sebby
pay attention to me.
When I see you aim so carefully
it gets hard -er for me to breathe.
Take a walk with me,
oh babe, just talk to me.
Let me in your head.
Let me give you... -
Oh have mercy!
Sebby sebby sebby-
pay attention to me.
Cuz babe you're so hot
with your Kalashnikov.
I need to lay down.
I need you to lay down with me.
Chorus:
Hey hey Sebastian,
how about some fornication?
Let's take a vacation
and work on this relationship.
I lick you.
I mean I like you.
And though you're a dick sometimes
I'm mostly fine with it.
Chorus
So let's take-off,
to Bermuda or Hawaii.
I'll pack the lotion
if you pick out your favorite ocean floaties.
We'll spend some time in the sun
and then head back inside for some x-rated fun.
Chorus
Baby, you've been working so diligently,
why don't you let me work on your body...
Chorus
Just forget about your work,
babe don't be a jerk.
There's always gonna be more
people that need bullet-holes.
Put down the gun and come on over here,
if you need to fill something...there's always me.
Chorus 2x
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