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I Hope Your Christmas Sucks

from T​-​minus Christmas by thelastclarissa

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i feel like if you don't dislike at least one person based on literally nothing they've done then u r not living
plus also it is christmas song season so we combine things

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Hello.
Here's kind of a funny thing- and I don't know why I give a fuck but...
I hope your christmas SUCKS.
I hope your family snubs you.
I hope your partner doesn't really love you.
I hope your christmas tree dies unexpectedly.

I don't even know you.
You're probably really nice,
or at least halfway decent,
and I know it's not fair of me to say I hate your guts, but I
I don't need a reason.
F off. I don't need a goddamn reason for anything I feel or do.
I HATE you.

Holiday cheer.
I swear this is my favorite time of year.

I mean I kind of vaguely sort of wish I didn't really give a fuck, but...
I hope your christmas SUCKS.
I hope your family snubs you.
I hope your partner doesn't really love you.
I hope your christmas tree dies unexpectedly.
I hope you cry the whole night.
I hope you wake up alone and afraid and sad.
I hope you try to console yourself with coffee only to find the milk has gone bad.
I hope you listen to your messages and your dentist says you have fifteen cavities.
I hope you find out you're bad at sex.
I hope you have seven years bad luck.
I hope your christmas SUCKS.

I'm not usually so angry.
You are literally a stranger to me.
If it was any other time of year it's true-
I probably wouldn't have it out for you.


You're probably really nice,
or at least halfway decent,
and I know it's not fair of me to say I hate your guts, but I I don't need a reason.
F off. I don't need a goddamn reason for anything I feel or do. I HATE you.

Merry fucking christmas.
Merry fucking christmas.
Merry fucking christmas.
I would spit on your face if I thought I could get away with it.

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from T​-​minus Christmas, released December 1, 2013

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